On the occasion of Donner Pass being closed indefinitely by a storm that turned out to be MUCH bigger than forecast. (Yea, forecast by the same people that want to freak you out about “global warming, or “climate change,” or whatever boogeyman you are willing to be afraid of.)

Sloshing through the snow
Slipping left and right
Careening ’round we go
Witless from sheer fright

Look out for that tree
Steer clear of that truck
Oh what fun it is to scream
As chunks of ice we duck

So,

Yingle bells, yingle bells
Yingle all the way
Oh what fun it is do drive
In blinding snow all day, hey!

Yingle bells, yingle bells
Yingle all the way
Oh what fun it is do drive
In blinding snow all day

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