Inspired by the Civil War song,
https:  //www.
(use the link without the spaces in case the video does not load for you)

To the wide screen we are glued
Watching a campaign debate
Wond’ring which one might be our new President

But, as they talk back and forth
It’s becoming rather clear
It won’t make a diff’rence to us in the end

Trump, Trump, Trump, the polls are rising
Cheer up, the RINOs freakin’ out
All the candidates we cheer
To make our country great again
We’ll show what America is all about